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Showing posts with label women. Show all posts
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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Defending the Cave Man

Men are hunters and women are gatherers. At least that's what the Caveman said. If you and your spouse need a little laughter in your life, I encourage you to see the One Man Show...Defending the Caveman. As the older lady sitting next to my husband said, It is worth 15 years of therapy. I along with everyone else laughed until I cried! Too bad I didn't think of this....I would be RICH! If you are in the Dallas area, the Caveman will return the first week of November.

Why is he so funny? Well, he points out painfully obvious but hysterical differences between men and women all based on the theory that men are hunters and women are gatherers. Which explains why 2 women can spend 2 hours together and completely be caught up with what is going on in the life of the other including the latest on the in-laws, their job, the latest fashion and greatest gossip. (they are 'gathering' information) On the other hand, 2 men can spend 2 hours together and completely talk about nothing!

After all, the Caveman says, a man can't call up a buddy and ask,"You want to go sit by the lake and talk?" So they go fishing instead! On the other hand, women are quite comfortable calling other women and saying, "I need to talk! Wanna meet for drinks?"

So at what point did I recognize my husband in the Caveman's monologue? Let's just say dirty laundry has an entirely different meaning for men!

Log on to his website to see when he will be coming to a theater near you! I am sure it will make you laugh or make your cry. Maybe both!

Thanks Courtney for the tip!


Signed,
Gathering in the Suburbs

Friday, August 10, 2007

NO! SEX DOES NOT CURE A MIGRAINE!

Sorry folks for my absence... I've been a little uninspired...but I had a conversation with another wife the other day and she said...!$!@@ Put that in your blog.... So here it is...

What the Wife Says: This migraine really has me feeling bad. I think I will get to bed early.
What her Husband Hears: My head sorta hurts, I think I need some sex.

What the Wife Does: Puts on her night gown with her granny panties and climbs in the bed.
What the Husband Does: Gets naked and drops all of his clothes on the floor as he leaps into bed.

What the Wife Thinks: He has got to be kidding....didn't he hear what the hell I just said!
What the Husband Thinks:

(Note: this space is blank because he is not thinking!)



What Happens Next:

Send me what happens next! This is an interactive forum so tell me what you think happens next. Just click on "Post a Comment' and it will take you to a comment box. As always, you can choose to remain incognito!


Signed,
You've inspired me!